Barbra Streisand.

This musical video is much fun – and it has famous people. What more you want? HUH?

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The Tea Party Takes Over the Comics Page.

The Boston Globe imagines what the comics page would look like if the Tea Party got their right wing anti-government mitts on it. Featuring Teanuts, Calvinist and Hobbes, and The Far Left Side.

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Jason Schwartzman Demonstrates the New Yorker iPad App.

That nose swipe sure is nifty.

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Das Racist

Sit-Down-Man-frontartIt’s a great name, and a great mixtape. Don’t ask questions, just download it now, for free, before someone in the music industry sends goons around to rough you up and pee on your rug.

Via my musically gifted pal, Alan.

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If You’re Reading This…

…then I’m already dead.

Not really. It simply means that I’ve succeeded in moving this site from Steam Power to Shiny New Unnamed Yet Futuristic Power, as I promised I would some time ago. It was much more difficult than I’d anticipated; strangely reminiscent, in fact, of my disastrous efforts to pick up French girls (though to be fair, I was attempting to pick up with the French equivalent of “Terry, that’s enough! It’s bad for your teeth”).

Today, my friends, we triumph. Viva la caffeine!

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This Year I Will Try Not To

Christopher Doyle and Elliot Scott have just launched their new manifesto: THIS YEAR I WILL TRY NOT TO, a collection of design clichés that they are vowing to steer clear of in the year ahead:

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You can buy a copy for the extraordinarily reasonable price of ten Aussie bucks.

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Vonnegut on Semicolons

The other day I learned that one of my favourite philosophers 1, Kurt Vonnegut, eschewed the use of semicolons. To wit:

They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

I am, naturally, devastated. Though I wonder if he might have reconsidered had he seen The Oatmeal’s glorious, authoritative explanation.


  1. Vonnegut was actually a novelist. But I admire the way he thought. 

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Sneaky Spam System

sneaky-spam.pngDuplicitous scoundrels. I was almost taken in by this rather good impersonation of an email from Amazon.

I haven’t ordered anything recently, so I thought I’d better see what was up. On closer inspection, however, the numbers – literally – don’t add up. If you’re going to take the trouble to mimic a well-known brand, surely you’d go the extra distance to check the arithmetic? You know, addition?

I followed the link – it diverts you through a site in Korea, eventually landing at a storefront peddling pharmeceuticals, complete with authoritative models masquerading as health professionals. It boggles the mind to think that there are people out there, who having been duped into following a link that they thought was from Amazon, end up at a shonky, car-boot drug sale and think: “Hm. Well now that I’m here, I may as well pick up some Viagra”.

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American Hipster

American Hipster

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In Praise of Instapaper

Just when you think you’ve finally finished reading The Internet, some smartass comes along and posts another article or tweet or something. My body seizes up after too many hours in front of the screen, so hallelujah for Instapaper on the iPhone. This little app allows to you save articles for offline reading, and features nifty witchcraft like “tilt to scroll”. Now I can comfortably recline on couch or lawn and enjoy all the crazed ramblings of internet denizens I can tolerate.

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